Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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