we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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