got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize