PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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