Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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