Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize