Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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