People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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