My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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