after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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