I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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