So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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