There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I have feelings that need drinking.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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