if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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