It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
It's never too late to be topless.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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