I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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