How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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