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And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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