You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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