You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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