im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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