I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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