That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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