I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
You ruined the universe
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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