i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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