so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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