they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
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