would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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