is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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