i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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