i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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