i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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