Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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