i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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