I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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