i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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