I need help removing her.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He keeps bees of course he's weird
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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