dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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