Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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