its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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