Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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