Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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