STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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