the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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