like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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