the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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