Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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