I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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