She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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