Sry I called you an 8
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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