quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.