You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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