You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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