That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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